Robots Have No Tails Author:Henry Kuttner Gallegher was a genius. He'd start with a twist of wire and an odd notion or two, and come up with something never before known -- something like a robot that thought that the most beautiful thing in the world was its own innards. Or a machine that ate dirt and sang bawdy songs. The trouble was, Gallegher's genius worked only when he was drunk. ... more »Once sober again, he could never figure out just what it was his gadgets were supposed to do: whether it was opening a can of beer -- or saving the world!« less