1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said Author:Steven D. Price (Editor) In celebration of mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports and literature---and everywhere else people can, and have, put their feet in their mouths. Here just a few examples: — "Smoking kills. If yo... more »u're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." --- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." --- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here." --- former Vice-President Dan Quayle
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --- Joe Theisman, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst« less