Assholes Finish First Author:Tucker Max What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another bestselling book on your hands. — Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sex... more »ual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit."
You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:
• What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?
The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:
His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.« less
I couldn't get through the first story. The guy is a class A jerk who treats women like meat. I try not to be, so had no interest in going any further.
Really enjoyed this installment from Tucker Max. Super funny and now told from a slightly more mature angle. Very heavy in adult content but if you are looking at this book you probably know that.
The title is accurate. If you have any sensitivity about profanity this book is not for you. But it is pretty funny. Tears in my eyes laughing at times. But again. It can be very offensive to certain people.