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The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig
The Bachelor Home Companion A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig
Author: P. J. O'Rourke
P.J.'s helpful household hints: —
  • "Endust doesn't actually 'end dust,' it just makes everything in your house stickier than it is already. However, it will turn the cat into a carpet sweeper."
  • "To give a woman the impression your house is clean, use Pledge. Don't use it on anything, just squirt s...  more »
  • "How often does a house need to be cleaned, anyway? As a general rule, once every girlfriend. After that she can get to know the real you."
  • "Don't use Drano if a toilet gets clogged. Remember, the toilet is a dog's idea of Perrier. And you don't want a dog with a melted tongue."
  • "There's only one secret to bachelor cooking -- not caring how it tastes."
  • "Salt keeps your blood pressure up to the pitch of modern life and improves all foods. Use salt on everything."
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ISBN-13: 9780871136862
ISBN-10: 0871136864
Publication Date: 3/13/1997
Pages: 176
Rating:
  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.
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3.5 stars, based on 1 rating
Publisher: Atlantic Monthly Press
Book Type: Paperback
Other Versions: Hardcover
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P.J. O'Rourke is always hilarious, and this book, if a bit ridiculous and deeply tongue-in-cheek, is no less so.
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Extremely funny commentary of how to be the ultimate bachelor.


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