random poem idea from random poem idea generator: realize you were right all along about dark matter as though skywriting (won’t be using the skywriting part because it makes no sense to me) Through numberless seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, centuries, millennia Of zooming through interstellar space (gave a whole new meaning to the word “boredom”) Partner Harari and I played every card game known to man, woman, or alien An unimaginable number of times: UNO Crazy Eights Fan Tan Steal the Old Man’s Bundle Casino Bullshit (aka I Doubt It for prigs) Spit Just to name a few Every possible variety of poker Read about a billion books Tried our hands at drawing, poetry, music With pretty dismal results but it passed the time Tried to learn a new language Did yoga Meditated Exercised endlessly Then one moment We saw it The dark matter, it had a sign on it that said “DARK MATTER HERE” In English! And saw it was all the socks that disappeared Over all the millennia of laundry |