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Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
Fat Vampire A Never Coming of Age Story
Author: Adam Rex
ISBN-13: 9780061920929
ISBN-10: 0061920924
Publication Date: 7/26/2011
Pages: 336
Rating:
  • Currently 3/5 Stars.
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3 stars, based on 3 ratings
Publisher: Balzer + Bray
Book Type: Paperback
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4 Book Reviews submitted by our Members...sorted by voted most helpful

mbeer avatar reviewed Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story on + 13 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 1
Not at all what I was hoping for. Not really all that funny, pointless story line, and a rude main character. The ending sucked and I felt like I wasted so much time reading it. I wouldn't suggest it.
ginamig avatar reviewed Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story on + 76 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 1
When I saw this book offered in my local library e-book selection I jumped at the chance to download it. I've been in a vampire induced coma lately and it seems the subject is what I've been reading quite a bit of lately. However, until I started reading it I didn't realize that it was a piece of youth fiction. I can't even believe that a teenager would want to read this. It was horribly boring, scattered and worst of all while it lacked depth. I know I'm not reading Faust here but I did want at least one character I could feel something for. While I was relieved when it ended the actual ending made me want to throw my e-reader across the room. I can't believe I wasted my time.
tbowman avatar reviewed Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story on + 62 more book reviews
First off, it took me a long time to get into this book, but I'm glad that I finally did!
For a great portion of the book, the main character of the book, Doug, comes across as a self-centered, girl-obsessed greedy 15-year-old. It takes a major event happening to his friend before he realizes he needs to be a better person than he has been - although his sense of humor is pretty snarky (which I always enjoy).

Another enjoyable thing about the book is alternating chapters told from the point of view of Senjal. The exchange student from India - she's in the US to recover from a case of the "Google," an obsession with video-blogging, internet usage, etc. Her desire to truly become a better person balances Doug's initial greed.

The book starts off slow, but gains momentum when Doug meets his "Vampire Brethren" and the "Vampire Hunters" start to close in on him.
GeniusJen avatar reviewed Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story on + 5322 more book reviews
Reviewed by John Jacobson aka "R.J. Jacobs" for TeensReadToo.com

Attacked by a vampire while out on vacation, Doug has become the latest child of the night. He was changed by a guy from school who could not control himself. He tells people he's been changed by a beautiful vampire bombshell to keep his credibility intact. Doug isn't like the other vampires, though. He's not dark and brooding. He's a nerd. Pale and freckled and overweight, most people think he just has a bad skin condition.

When he's not going to conventions dressed as a Klingon or another nerdy character, Doug is trying to woo girls. He still needs to eat, and drinking the blood of a girl is practically having sex with her. Young vampires also need tutors so they can get used to their powers and responsibilities. They are an endangered species, after all, and they need to know how to do things. Despite this, Doug still acts like he did as a human. He goes to comic book conventions with his pals, and he tries to fit in and get a girlfriend.

Senjal, an exchange student from India who has the cyber addiction known as `The Google,' doesn't believe in vampires. Doug believes, however, that Senjal will fall for him, even though he isn't exactly smooth. While Doug is cruising and schmoozing and trying to discover what he can do, a defunct television vampire hunter gets wind of some of his mistakes, and he soon begins to track Doug down. How will things turn out with Senjal, and will Doug get staked before he can get a solid girlfriend?

This book has a lot going for it. The plot is funny, and for people that are tired of the same vampire novels, it can provide a fun escape. Rex knows how to write funny one-liners and references a lot of cool things, so readers of all ages will get a few chuckles out of him. He also has something to say beyond the funny, and that's a biting satire of the current sparkly savior vampire trend. He's out to prove that vampires are actually jerks.

Therein lies the novel's main flaw. Most of the characters are all right. Senjal was a little flat, but most of the other ones were cool. Doug, however, was a real jerk. Some people will find this hilarious and relate with Doug. Others, like this reviewer in particular, will be offended. He makes biting remarks about lots of minority groups, gay people and the like, and it's really frustrating to read that for a long period of time. He teases people about it, and he really isn't a likable person at all.

However, this is Rex's point. Doug gets told off for saying insulting things about these people, which at least shows there was reason behind the writing. It doesn't change the fact that some readers will be put off by Doug's attitude. FAT VAMPIRE is an intelligent and witty novel, but the protagonist will bog a lot of readers down. It's a great read if you're looking for satire and cult humor, but you have to deal with one jerk of a protagonist.