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The Germ Freak's Guide to Outwitting Colds and Flu: Guerilla Tactics to Keep Yourself Healthy at Home, at Work and in the World
The Germ Freak's Guide to Outwitting Colds and Flu Guerilla Tactics to Keep Yourself Healthy at Home at Work and in the World Author:Allison Janse Just in time for cold and flu season comes this fun, funny and imminently practical guide to the fine art of germ avoidance. Admit it, you either are one or you know one: a person who prefers the scent of Purell to perfume, hates public restroom toilets and pushes elevator buttons with their elbow. In a word (well, two), a Germ Freak.... more »; Well guess whattheyre right! In the bestselling tradition of the The Paranoid's Pocket Guide and The Worst Case Scenario Handbook, Allison Jansea committed Germ Freakgives readers the lowdown on how to avoid the common cold and survive flu season with your health and sanity intact. This is the practical information your doctor wont give you (they always say not to worry and may be giving you the latest bug by not washing their hands when they examine you!), but which youre almost literally dying to know, such as:
How clean is my office desk? (In terms of germs, its better to eat off a toilet seat)
Do I have to shake that snotty persons hand? (The new etiquette says no)
Are my hygiene products killing me? (No, but some increase your risk of illness)
How do I get out of a public restroom without contamination? (Heres a five-step plan)
What is the best way to wash my hands? (You have two detailed options)
Am I the only germ freak in America? (Dont worry, 48% of women either use the toilet guard or make their own)
Why didnt anyone tell me about The New Respiratory Etiquette? (Yes, its real, and its specifically designed for Germ Freaks just like you)
Germ Freaks unite! This book will help unenlightened germspreaders get a clue or at least a HandiWipe and prove to the world that, in the end, its far better to be safe than sorry. Are You a Germfreak? Some Ways to Tell
Your exit strategy from a public bathroom rivals an NFL playbook
Your family and friends think Purell is your scent
You check elevator riders for anyone who is sniffling and opt for the stairs even though you're going to the Penthouse
You turn all public bathroom faucets with a piece of tissue
You avoid buffets that dont have 10-foot-high GermGuard barriers
You think BYOB means bring your own bathroom hand towels
You only go to afternoon (or really bad) movies because theyre less crowded
If you answered yes to any one of these questions, you're on your way to becoming a Germ freak. If you answered yes to two or more, congratulations, you're a full-fledged freak.« less