Giraffe and a Half Author:Shel Silverstein If you had a giraffe — and he stretched another half — you would have a giraffe and a half. And if you glued a rose — to the tip of his nose And if he put on a shoe — and then stepped in some glue And if he used a chair — to comb his hair And so it goes until but that would be telling. Children will be... more » kept in stitches until the very end, when the situation is resolved in the most riotous way possible. Shel Silverstein's incomparable line drawings add to the hilarity of his wildly funny rhymes.« less