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The Eclectic Pen - Happily Married Housewife

By: Sandie M. (bookfreak68)   + 3 more  
Date Submitted: 8/3/2009
Last Updated: 8/4/2009
Genre: Biographies & Memoirs
Words: 212
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I don't know about you other women but I am happily married! Just thinking about my burping, farting,snoring, eating like it's the last meal on earth, scratching my treasures in public, 1 minute lover of a husband gives me a tingly. Ahhhhh wedded bliss, I can only imagine it's just going to get better and better and in the next 30 years I believe he will have perfected all those endearing qualities and quite possibly will be able to perform them all at once!! Even better, we have a son and thank god he has a tradition to pass on to him. I have never seen such bliss when they play the "pull my finger" game. It's a bond between father and son that knows no bounds. What I want to know is, why, when they do these things is it so funny? I am talking rolling around on the floor and holding yourself to keep from peeing funny? Not just the first time but EVERY TIME!! It's as funny to them the 100th time as it is the first time! I must say, don't think there is another woman on this earth who's has lucky as me. If you share in the same wedded bliss as I, please share your story.

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