The Lawyer Joke Book Author:Sid Behrman Q. What's black and white and looks good on pinstripes? — A. A pit bull on a lawyer. — Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? — A. How many can you afford? — Overheard in the supermarket checkout line: — "Her lawyer is honest, but not enough to hurt her case." — Two little girls were having a heated argument. — Said Mindy. "My dad's b... more »etter. He's an important carpenter. He makes buildings."
Replied Caro. "Oh yeah? Well, my dad's a lawyer. He makes loopholes."
Q. What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?