David (duckduckbook) - , reviewed on 8/22/2015

The guards let me use the internet, so my first thought was to proclaim my innocence. Where else better than PBS? Anyway, thanks for the support y'all. Your letter meant a lot to me, Bobby from Tampa. This sick rhyme goes out to you . Here we go:

My name is Jerry S and I'm here to say
I never touched a boy on that fateful day
The media wants to call me this and that
I wish they would talk to my baseball bat!
Wait, hold up, I never even said that
There they go again, acting like a big pratt
It doesn't even matter, cuz here I am to stay
Three hots and a cot and I do things my way
Springer in the morning, Phil McGraw at night
I even get to watch the occasional jailhouse fight
The only thing that sucks is when they place their bets
On who's dick I'm gonna suck next!

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