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Book Review of The Cracker Factory

The Cracker Factory
The Cracker Factory
Author: Joyce Rebeta-Burditt
Book Type: Unknown Binding
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I'M CASSIE BARRETT, CLEVELAND'S FASTEST, FUNNIEST MOUTH. MEET MY FRIENDS AND LOVERS.....


CHARLIE, MY HUSBAND. HELPS ME NAME CHRISTMAS TREES: ORSON WELLES, MARY POPPINS, ETC. LIKES FOUR-STAR DINNERS AND SECRETLY CONSPIRES WITH MY MOTHER.

DONNERLY, MY LOVER. FANTASTIC IN BED. I WOULD RUN OFF AND LIVE WITH HIM EXCEPT FOR HIS FATAL FLAW. HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE.

ALEXANDER, MY PSYCHIATRIST. HE'S THE WORLDS GREATEST SHRINK AND ONLY HIT HIS STRIDE THIS YEAR. I'D LIKE TO KILL HIM. OR THROW MY ARMS AROUND HIM AND KISS HIM.

I'M CASSIE BARRETT AND I HAVE A PROBLEM. IT'S CALL LIFE.