Dirty Jokes and Beer : Stories of the Unrefined
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Genre: Humor & Entertainment
Book Type: Paperback
Author:
Genre: Humor & Entertainment
Book Type: Paperback
Stephanie B. (rexswife) reviewed on + 14 more book reviews
We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career and his hit television show, but do we really know Drew Carey, the person? In his first book find out about all the many sides to this misunderstood Hollywood star.
The Health-Conscious Drew
They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to a longer, healthier life. Oh well...Watch for my next book, How I Died While Jogging.
Drew the Lover:
I read the "Forum" letters in Penthouse thinking that I could learn from them. I remeber thinking sometimes when I was having sex, "Let's see now. How did "Surprised in Cincinnati" do it?"... If a Playboy Playmate said in her questionnaire that she liked a guy in tight pants, I would go out and buy some tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big muscles and hairy chests, I would cry.
And Drew's formula that took him from a lonely teenager to a successful mega-star:
...avoid cheap cologne and cheesy bikini underwear. Don't expect sex on the first date, and never pay more than twenty dollars for a lap dance.
Plus there's a "secret chapter" with punch lines like these:
It has casters. It votes. Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
We've let Drew Carey write this book entirely by himself, without the aid of a professional ghostwriter, even though Drew has never written a book before and was kicked out of college twice.
Includes explicit language
Straight off of the back of the book:)
The Health-Conscious Drew
They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to a longer, healthier life. Oh well...Watch for my next book, How I Died While Jogging.
Drew the Lover:
I read the "Forum" letters in Penthouse thinking that I could learn from them. I remeber thinking sometimes when I was having sex, "Let's see now. How did "Surprised in Cincinnati" do it?"... If a Playboy Playmate said in her questionnaire that she liked a guy in tight pants, I would go out and buy some tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big muscles and hairy chests, I would cry.
And Drew's formula that took him from a lonely teenager to a successful mega-star:
...avoid cheap cologne and cheesy bikini underwear. Don't expect sex on the first date, and never pay more than twenty dollars for a lap dance.
Plus there's a "secret chapter" with punch lines like these:
It has casters. It votes. Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
We've let Drew Carey write this book entirely by himself, without the aid of a professional ghostwriter, even though Drew has never written a book before and was kicked out of college twice.
Includes explicit language
Straight off of the back of the book:)
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