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These books are highly addictive.
That being said, they feature consistently bad writing, occasional lapses into very purple prose, one-dimensional characters, and highly improbable sex. (In physics there is something known as the law of diminishing returns.... Let's say that you are a Carpathian blood sucker who starts off with a full topped off tank of blood. You and your sweetie pie keep getting on. She is hungry for BLOOD, you feed her, and then she feeds you, and then you feed her, and then she feeds you. Eventually one of you ought to be dead of starvation.)
But, I'll keep reading them, since I think they are hysterically funny.
Formulaic? Did I mention formulaic?
You are welcome to disagree with me. I keep reading them because they are utterly hilarious.
That being said, they feature consistently bad writing, occasional lapses into very purple prose, one-dimensional characters, and highly improbable sex. (In physics there is something known as the law of diminishing returns.... Let's say that you are a Carpathian blood sucker who starts off with a full topped off tank of blood. You and your sweetie pie keep getting on. She is hungry for BLOOD, you feed her, and then she feeds you, and then you feed her, and then she feeds you. Eventually one of you ought to be dead of starvation.)
But, I'll keep reading them, since I think they are hysterically funny.
Formulaic? Did I mention formulaic?
You are welcome to disagree with me. I keep reading them because they are utterly hilarious.
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