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Book Review of I'm Perfect, You're Doomed: Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing

I'm Perfect, You're Doomed: Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing
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I'm Perfect, You're Doomed is Kyria Abrahams' memoir of growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, and how her religion shaped her (or rather haunted her) as an adult. Abrahams is now a standup comic, and it shows - her writing is full of snarky and sarcastic humor.

Although some of the problems Kyria faces are a result of being a Jehovah's Witness, she also struggles with drugs, alcohol, self-esteem, and a dysfunctional family. Her recollections of learning Logo in the 'gifted program' and the Snorks will bring a chuckle to those in their early thirties. I was also amazed to learn that many of the things I was told to beware of as a Baptist (e.g. backward masking in music, Ouija boards, and The Smurfs) are also things Jehovah's Witnesses avoid, despit the fact that the Baptists think the JW's are a cult! (I am sure the feeling is mutual).

Despite the tone of dark humor throughout the book, ultimately the book left me feeling sad for the author, not because she couldn't celebrate her birthday necessarily, but because her story proves that religion cannot shelter young people from the harsh realities of life.