Barbara S. (barbsis) - , reviewed what crap! on 7/18/2009 + 1076 more book reviews

Helpful Score: 1

I picked this book up because of all the rave reviews about Christopher Moore. My only questions is "How old is he?" He writes like a 13 year old girl crossed with a sex-crazed teenage boy. What crap!

I felt like I was reading a stream of conscious diary of a teenaged valley girl. She was the vampire's minion and the vampire himself was a 19 year old boy who hasn't reached maturity yet and is working on his first ever girlfriend. And forget about the girl vamp who turned him.

The awful one liners and sex puns were atrocious and not even remotely funny. I guess some people find this amusing but I just found it boring and stupid.

I will say that if you can get past all the dialogue (and most of the novel is this claptrap), there is a decent story there but you really have to work for it.

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