Melissa P. (Meliss) reviewed on
From the back cover: I'm Elvira. Mistress of the dark. Welcome to my nightmare. Think it's easy being a glamour ghoul? Think again. My love live is so dead, I have to dig up my dates with a shovel. My bad hair days would make a werewolf eat a silver bullet. And my neighbors, well... my neighbors suck blood!
You see, these weirdos just moved in next door, and their taste in furniture is early Mausoleum-- I'm talking caskets here. Their servant is a total Igor. They only come out at night. And they seem to prefer a liquid diet, if you know what I mean. There goes the neighborhood! I like vampires as much as the next ghoul. But when they start chomping on my friends, look out. The new creeps on the block are about to receive a little visit-- from Elvira's unwelcome wagon...
You see, these weirdos just moved in next door, and their taste in furniture is early Mausoleum-- I'm talking caskets here. Their servant is a total Igor. They only come out at night. And they seem to prefer a liquid diet, if you know what I mean. There goes the neighborhood! I like vampires as much as the next ghoul. But when they start chomping on my friends, look out. The new creeps on the block are about to receive a little visit-- from Elvira's unwelcome wagon...
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